Intro:

Am, Em (x2)

Verse 1:

     Am
Your neighbours were screaming,
               Em7
I don't have a key for downstairs,
     Bbmaj7
So I punched all the buzzers,
Bm7b5                   E7
 Hoping you wouldn't be there.

   Am
So now my head's hurting,
                 Em7
You say I always get my own way.
             Bbmaj7
But you were in the shower, when I got there,
         C#m7b5                F#7#9
I'd have wanted to stay, but I got nothing to say.

Bridge 1:

     Bm7          F#m7       Gm7 C7      F#7b9sus4  F#7b9
'Cos you were, so beautiful, be -fore to-day.
    Bm7          F#m7                Gm7   C7       Am7b5  D7b9
But then I heard what you got to say; man, that was ugly.

Chorus 1:

        Gmaj7
The Mos-chino bra you bought me last Christmas;
C7
 (Put it in the box, put it in the box).
Gmaj7
 Frank's in there, and I don't care,
C7
 (Put it in the box, put it in the box).

     Gmaj7         F#7 Fmaj7  C&D
Just take it, take the box...  take the box.

Interlude:

Em  Em7, E7#9

Verse 2:

  Am
I came home this evening,
             Em7
And nothing felt like how it should be.
            Bbmaj7
I feel like writing you a letter,
    Bm7b5               E7
But that is not me; you know me.

     Am
Feel so fucking angry;
                  Em7
Don't wanna be re-minded of you.
                   Bbmaj7
But when I left my shit in your kitchen,
            C#m7b5                  F#7#9
I said good-bye to your bedroom; it smelled of you.

Bridge 2:

   Bm7                 F#m7
Mr False Pretence; you don't make sense,
Gm7 C7         F#7b9sus4  F#7b9
 I  just don't know you.
        Bm7                     F#m7
But you make me cry; where's my kiss goodbye?
Gm7 C7      Am7b5    D7b9
 I  think I love you.

Chorus 2:

        Gmaj7
The Mos-chino bra you bought me last Christmas;
C7
 (Put it in the box, put it in the box).
Gmaj7
 Frank's in there, and I don't care,
C7
 (Put it in the box, put it in the box).

     Gmaj7         F#7 Fmaj7  C&D
Just take it, take the box...  take the box.